[Desi Masala] Water in a Glass

Water in a Glass

We all know that an optimistic would see half full glass of water, while a pessimist would see a half empty one.

What would people of different professions and walks of life say?

A Banker would say that the glass has just under 50% of its net worth in liquid assets.

The Government would say that the glass is fuller than if the opposition party were in power.

The Opposition party would say that it is irrelevant because the present administration has changed the way such volume statistics are collected.

The Economist would say that, in real terms, the glass is 25% fuller than at the same time last year.

The Philosopher would say that, if the glass was in the forest and no one was there to see it, would it be half anything?

The Psychiatrist would ask, "What did your mother say about the
glass?"

The Physicist would say that the volume of this cylinder is divided into two equal parts; one a colorless, odorless liquid, the other a colorless, odorless gas. Thus the cylinder is neither full nor
empty.
Rather, each half of the cylinder is full, one with a gas, one with a liquid.

The Seasoned Drinker would say that the glass doesn't have enough (or too much) ice in it.

Yours
Hiten A. Raja
Nairobi.
KENYA.

Hiten@HitenRaja.com

The difference between where you are today and where you'll be five years from now will be found in the quality of books you've read.

To avoid criticism do nothing, say nothing, be nothing.

Forty is the old age of youth; fifty the youth of old age.

It's not enough to be busy... the question is: what are we busy about?

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