[Desi Masala] Kanjibhai and the Temple

Kanjibhai was in front of me coming out of the Temple one day,
and the temple Pujari was standing at the door as he always
is to shake hands.

The Pujari grabbed Kanjibhai by the hand and pulled him aside.

The Pujari said to him, "You need to join the Army of the God !"

Kanjibhai replied, "I'm already in the Army of the God, Pujari."

Pujari questioned, "How come I don't see you except at Diwali and Holi ?"

Kanjibhai whispered back, "I'm in the secret service."

Best Regards
Hiten A. Raja

Nairobi, Kenya.
hiten@hitenraja.com

Don't tell GOD how big your storm is.
Tell the storm how big your GOD is!

Pressure makes diamonds.

If you want to feel rich, just count all of the things you have that money can't buy.

Brush your teeth before putting on your tie.

Don't worry about the world ending today...
It's already tomorrow in Australia.

Yours
Hiten A. Raja
Nairobi.
KENYA.

Hiten@HitenRaja.com

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

It's not the fall that kills you; it's the sudden stop at the end.

A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.

You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

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