[Desi Masala] Kanjibhai plays Golf

How was your golf game ?" asked Kanjibhai's wife Rupaben.

"Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight's gotten so bad I couldn't see where the ball went." said Kanjibhai.

"But you're sixty-five years old, Rohit na bapuji " said Rupaben, "Why don't you take you friend Mohanbhai along?"

"But Mohan's eighty-five and doesn't even play golf anymore," protested Kanjibhai.

"But he's got perfect eyesight. He could watch your ball," Rupaben pointed out.

The next day Kanjibhai teed off with Mohanbhai looking on.

Kanjibhai swung, and the ball disappeared down the middle of the fairway. "Do you see it Mohan ?" asked Kanjibhai.

"Yus," Mohanbhai answered.

"Well, where is it?" yelled Kanjibhai, peering off into the distance.

"I forgot."

Yours
Hiten A. Raja
Nairobi.
KENYA.

Hiten@HitenRaja.com

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