[Desi Masala] Kanjibhai on Parenting

Kanjibhai says - Insanity is inherited; you get it from your kids.

Kanjibhai says - - It now costs more to amuse a child than it once did to educate his father.

Kanjibhai says - - It rarely occurs to teenagers that the day will come when they'll know as little as their parents.

Kanjibhai says - - Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.

Kanjibhai says - - Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.

Kanjibhai says - - One child is often not enough, but two children can be far too many.

Kanjibhai says - - You can learn many things from children... like how much patience you have.

Kanjibhai says - - Vacations is a time when parents realize that teachers are grossly underpaid.

Kanjibhai says - - There are three ways to get things done:
1) do it yourself
2) hire someone to do it
3) forbid your kids to do it.

Kanjibhai says - - There would be fewer problems with children if they had to chop
wood to keep the television set going.

Kanjibhai says - - Those who say they "sleep like a baby" haven't got one.

Kanjibhai says - - The best thing to spend on your children is time.

Best Regards
Hiten A. Raja

Nairobi, Kenya.
hiten@hitenraja.com

You will find, as you look back upon your life,
that the moments that stand out are the moments
when you have done things for others.

Worrying is like being in a rocking chair,
It gives you something to do but does not get you anywhere.

When I pray, God either changes the circumstances or me.

The fragrance remains in the hand that gave the rose.

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