[Desi Masala] Centre for disease control
*C**enter for Disease Control Alert*
The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly
contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand,
and even electronically. This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational
Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues,
or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will
wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with
WORK you should immediately leave the premises. Take two good friends to the
nearest off-licence or a local supermarket and purchase one or both of the *
antidotes* - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and/or Bothersome
Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER).
***Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated
from your system and 'Jalsa kar'. You should immediately forward this
medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have
already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.*
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act; think twice before you speak.
An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind
Winners make things happen, losers let things happen.
I am too blessed to be stressed and too annointed to be disappointed.
Knowledge is information. Wisdom is knowing what to do with the information
you have.
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