[Desi Masala] Funny Signs

Sign
over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr.
Jones, at your cervix."
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In a Podiatrist's
office:
"Time
wounds all heels."
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On a
Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on
Wheels
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At a Proctologist's
door:
"To
expedite your visit, please back in."
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On a Plumber's
truck:
"We repair
what your husband fixed."
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On another
Plumber's truck:
"Don't
sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
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On a Church's Bill
board:
"7 days
without God makes one weak."
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At a Tire Shop
in Milwaukee:
"Invite
us to your next blowout."
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At a Towing
company:
"We don't
charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
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On an
Electrician's truck:
"Let us
remove your shorts."
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In a Nonsmoking
Area:
"If we
see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate
action."
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On a Maternity Room
door:
"Push.
Push. Push."
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At an
Optometrist's Office:
"If you
don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right
place."
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On a
Taxidermist's window:
"We
really know our stuff."
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On a
Fence:
"Salesmen welcome!
Dog food is expensive!"
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At a Car
Dealership:
"The
best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
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Outside a Muffler
Shop:
"No
appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
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In a Veterinarian's
waiting room:
"Be
back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
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At the Electric
Company
"We
would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However,
if you don't, you will be."
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In a Restaurant
window:
"Don't
stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."
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In the front yard
of a Funeral Home:
"Drive
carefully. We'll wait."
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At a
Propane Filling Station:
"Thank
heaven for little grills."
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And don't
forget the sign at a
CHICAGORADIATOR
SHOP:
"Best
place in town to take a leak."

Sign on
the back of another Septic Tank Truck:

"Caution - This
Truck is full of Political Promise

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