[Desi Masala] bE iN LoVe......................

 

"A hangover is when you open your eyes in the morning and wish you hadn't"

"May you have love that never ends, lots of money and lots of friends. Health be yours, whatever you do and may God send many blessings to you."

"If I were to wish for anything, I should not wish for wealth and power, but for the passionate sense of potential -- for the eye which, ever young and ardent, sees the possible. Pleasure disappoints; possibility never."

"Seek not that the things which happen should happen as you wish; but wish the things which happen to be as they are, and you will have a tranquil flow of life"

"Life affords no higher pleasure than that of surmounting difficulties, passing from one step of success to another, forming new wishes and seeing them gratified."

"Be not angry that you cannot make others as you wish them to be, since you cannot make yourself as you wish to be."

"When all of your wishes are granted, many of your dreams will be destroyed."

"The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead."

"When you're safe at home you wish you were having an adventure; when you're having an adventure you wish you were safe at home"

"I wish I could fall in love, though it only leads to trouble, oh I know it does. Still I'd fool myself and gladly just to feel I was in love, in love. I wish I could feel my heartbeat rise, and gaze into some gentle, warm, excited eyes, and give myse"

"Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't."

"He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife."

 

                                        

 

  
 

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