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Would you believe it !!!! - there is some hope!

*THE NEXT **SURVIVOR** SERIES*

Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and *
3 kids** *each for *six weeks.*

Each kid will play *two sports*
and either take *music *or *dance classes*.

There is no fast food.

Each man must* take care of his 3 kids*; *keep his assigned house
clean*, *correct
all homework*,
and *complete science projects*, *
cook*, do *laundry*, and pay a list of 'pretend' bills with not enough
money.

In addition, each man *will have to budget in money for groceries each week.
*

Each man *must remember the birthdays* of *all their friends* and* relatives
*, and *send cards out
on time--no emailing*.

Each man must also take *each child* to a doctor's appointment,
a dentist appointment and a haircut appointment.

He must make one *unscheduled* and *inconvenient* visit per child
to the *A & E.*

He must also make *biscuits *or cakes for a social function.

Each man will be responsible for *
decorating his own assigned house*, *planting flowers outside*
and keeping it presentable at all times.

The men will *only have access to television when the kids are asleep* and *all
chores are done*.

The men must shave their *legs*,
wear makeup daily, adorn himself with jewellery, wear *uncomfortable yet
stylish shoes*, keep fingernails polished
and eyebrows groomed.

During *one of the six weeks*,
the *men will have to endure severe** abdominal cramps, back aches, and have
extreme, unexplained mood swings but never once complain or slow down from
other duties.*

They must attend *weekly school meetings*, *church*, and find time
at least once to spend the afternoon at the park or a similar setting.

They will need to read a book to the kids each night and in the morning, *feed
them*, *dress them*, *brush their teeth* and *
comb their hair by **8:00 am**.*

A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each father will be
required to know all of the following information:
each child's birthday, height, weight, shoe size, clothes size
and doctor's name. Also the child's weight at birth, length, time of birth,
and length of labour, each child's favourite colour, middle name, favourite
snack, favourite song, favourite drink, favourite toy, biggest fear and what
they want to be when they grow up.

The kids vote them off the island
based on performance.
The last man wins only if... *he still has enough energy to be intimate with
his spouse at a moment's notice.*

If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over
and over again for the next 18-25 years eventually earning the right To be
called *Mum!* *

After you get done laughing, send this to as many females as you* *
think will get a laugh out of it and
as many men as you think can* *
handle it!
Just don't send it back to me....** I'm going to bed.*

--
Save the Earth... it's the only planet with chocolate!!

A balanced diet is a chocolate in each hand.

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