[Desi Masala] PJ's in bollywood

PJ's in bollywood

Q : What Would Dharmendra Say To Hema Malini If He Wants Her To Call Him Up? 
A : RING DE BASANTI
 
Q : A Man Asks For Priyagold Biscuits From Inzamam. Why? 
A : Priyagold! 'HAQ' Se Maango
 
Q : Once An Auto Rickshaw Driver Enters Into NO ENTRY. 
      The Police Does Not Stops Him. Why? 
A : Because He Was Walking
 
Q : Once A Cockroach Was Singing A Song While He Was Walking On The Road... 
      But All Of A Sudden He Died. Why? 
A : B'coz The Song He Was Singing Was HIT!!!
 
Aishwarya Rai
After a great success of Aishwarya Rai's movie Bride & Prejudice all over the world, Indian government wanted a special postage stamp with her picture on it to recognize her. Government stress that it should be world class. The stamps were released, and Indian Government & Aishwarya Rai both were pleased. But within a couple of days, began hearing complaints that the stamp was not sticking properly, and became furious. Indian Government ordered CBI to investigate the matter. CBI checked out at several post offices, and then reported to the Government Officials that: "The stamp is really world class. The problem is, all the peoples are licking on the wrong side of the stamp."
 
Ajit robert ki story
Ajit: Maikal, woh jo admi ghadi pahne tumhe nazar aarahaa hai, woh hamara mehman hai.
Tum ja kar uske doosre hath mein bhee gadhi pahna do...
phir woh do ghadi ka mehman ho jayega!
 
Ajeet: Maikal, Is saale ke ek haath mein laal aur doosre haath mein hara rang laga do.
Maikal: Lekin kyon baas?
Ajeet: Bewakoof, itnaa bhi nahin jaanta? Jab pulice yehaan aayegi to ise range haathon pakad legi.
he he he...
 
Ajit to robert
ROBERT: America mein WAAR ho gaya boss!!!
AJIT: Us mein kyaa rakhaa hai Bloody Fool!!! India mein roz "WAAR" hota hai..
Bolo kaise???
ROBERT: nahin maaloom Boss!!!
AJIT: Arre ulloo!!! SOMWAAR, MANGALWAAR, BUDHWAAR...
 

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