[Desi Masala] lecture goof ups

Lecturer goof-ups

"I have two daughters. Both of them are girls".

"I will study my sons and marry my daughters"

"Both the two of you stand up"

"The scooter is under standing the tree." If you have
your eyes open, you can see.

Both of you three GET OUT!! Grrr... Draw a
circle round in shape.

The prof was not great in english . There was a mischevious student in the
class whom he had to say GET OUT.. instead he said " Follow me" and walked
out of the class and then said "Now Dont Follow me" and came back in to the
class

Lecturer: Hello u there stand up.... Myself: Me madam??? Lecturer: "Not me
Next to me."

"Open the doors of the window and let the atmosphere come in"

After seeing the principal crossing his class room, the Lecturer said to the
noisy class, " Don't make noise.. Principal just passed away"

On a similar vein, "Don't make noise, the Principal is revolving around the
school".

This happened in Christ College, the Principal was just walking in the
corridor, sort of routine morning rounds... The Lecturer told the classroom
- "Don't make galata, Father is rotating the College".

We, 3-4 students, were standing outside the classroom during the break, and
we didn't notice our Graphics Lecturer enter the room. After entering the
class room, he noticed us and called - "Hello, you out standing
students.Come in". We went in!!

This is what my Prof said to me when I went to him with a doubt, "Morning
morning don't rotate my head", he probably meant " subah subah dimag mat

kharaab kar"

What a smart-alec in my class said when this professor asked him, "Why the
late??" "Sir, Bus the late"

Somebody asked for some additional internal marks and he said - "Once I have
put, it is put. No more extra put"

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