[Desi Masala] English at its best

Hi Folks!!
This is wat happened when Laloo started teachin English…

"I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well." - hehehe

Learn how to apply for a job or leave......... from the classic
examples
below.

This is a collection of leave letters and applications written
by people from various places of India.
This is English at its best. You will double up laughing for sure.

1. A candidate's application: "This has reference to your
advertisement calling for a 'typist and an accountant - Male or Female'...

As I am both for the past several years and I can handle both, I am
applying for the post.

2. An employee applied for leave as follows: Since I have to go to my
village to sell my land along with my wife.
Please sanction me one week leave.

3. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground and I may not return,
please grant me half day casual leave"

4. A friend of mine had written a leave letter to the headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache.
I request you to leave me today"

5. A family friend of ours told an incident of his friend's letter
"I am suffering from fever, please declare holiday to the school"

6. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.

7. A covering note
"I am enclosed herewith..."

8. Another leave letter written to Administration dept:
As my Mother-in-law has expired and I am responsible for it, please
grant me 10 days leave.

9. Actual letter written for application of leave:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at
home I may be granted leave".

10. Letter writing: -
"I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well."

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