[Desi Masala] think twice

*A woman went to her doctor. The doctor, after an examination, sighed and
said, 'I've some bad news. You hav e cancer, and you'd best put your affairs
in order.'*

*The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into the
waiting room where her daughter had been waiting.*
*
'Well daughter, we women celebrate when things are good, and we celebrate
when things don't go so well. In this case, things aren't well. I have
cancer.* * * *Let's head to the club and have a martini.'*
* **
After 3 or 4 martinis, the two were feeling a little less somber. There were
some laughs and more martinis. They were eventually approached by some of
the woman's old friends, who were curious as to what the two were
celebrating.*

*The woman told her friends they were drinking to her impending end. 'I've
been diagnosed with AIDS.'*
*
The friends were aghast and gave the woman their condolences.*
*
After the friends left, the woman's daughter leaned over and whispered,
'Momma, I thought you said you were dying of cancer, and you just told your
friends you were dying of AIDS.'*

*The woman said, 'I don't want any of them sleeping with your father after
I'm gone.'*

*Now, that's 'Putting Your Affairs In Order' *

--
Always make your absence felt in such a way that somebody misses you, but
don't let your absence be so long that somebody starts learning to live
without you.

Life is a one way journey, not a destination. Travel it with a smile and
never regret anything.

Treat the earth well.....it was not given to you by your parents, it was
loaned to you by your children. We do not inherit the earth from our
ANCESTORS, we borrow it from our children.

Ability is what you're capable of. Motivation determines what you do.
Attitude determines how well you do it.

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