[Desi Masala] Kanjibhai insures a wooden leg

A man and his wife, moved from Ahmedabad ,Gujarat to Bombay , Chattrappatti Shivaji .

The husband had a wooden leg, and to insure it back in Gujarat , it cost them Rupees 100,000-. ( Rupees One Hundred Thousand ( Ek Lakh ) Per year!

When they arrived in Bombay , they went to Kanjibhai's insurance agency to see how much it would cost to insure the man's wooden leg.

Kanjibhai looked it up on the computer and said: 'Rupee 2,000/- ( Two Thousand ).'

The husband was shocked and asked why it was so cheap here in Bombay to insure it because it cost him One Lakh Rupees in Ahmedabad.

Kanjibhai turned his computer screen to the couple and said,
'Well, here it is on the screen, it says: Any woodenstructure, with a sprinkler system above it, is Rupees 2,000/- ...

Kanjibhai says "You just have to know how to describe it !'

Yours
Hiten A. Raja
Nairobi.
KENYA.

Hiten@HitenRaja.com

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